Jaylen Brown’s Fake Hairline, Celtics Run Over Wizards

Jaylen Brown left a phantom "hairline" on Kyshawn George’s undershirt after contact in Wednesday’s 136-107 win — a funny repeat of an earlier moment with OG Anunoby — and even joked, "AI is getting outta hand." More important: he poured in 35 points, five rebounds and five assists on 13-of-21 shooting, his fourth 30-point game in five contests while Jayson Tatum is sidelined, effectively carrying Boston’s offense. Merlin sees the moment as more than locker-room levity: defenders must now choose whether to crowd Brown and risk getting marked or give him space to score. If this hot streak continues, headlines will center on his production rather than the hairline shtick, and opponents will be forced to rethink their game plans.